2014 SAG Awards Red Carpet Rundown – The Boys

Posted on January 21, 2014

Drive-by bitchery for the boys, darlings. It’s not easy talking about a succession of mostly tuxes and making it entertaining, so we’re gonna keep it quick and quippy.



Bradley Cooper in Gucci

 Good enough.



Aaron Paul in Burberry

 Having a love-hate relationship with the shoes.




Benedict Cumberbatch

Hated the Sherlock premiere.

Oh, wait. That’s not an assessment of his clothes. That’s us trolling.

(But we did hate it)



Clark Gregg

Those are not your glasses, Clark Gregg. Talk about hiding your light under a bushel. And the thing of it is, he’s got the perfect face for frames. Just not these frames.



Jared Leto in Dior Homme

 Oh, whatever.



Mario Lopez

 Too tight pants.




Brian Geraghty

He’s cute but the jacket’s weird.




Jason Bateman in Dolce&Gabbana

 Does he have another facial expression?




Cuba Gooding Jr.

We like plaids and we like tuxes, but we’re not sure we can get behind plaid tuxes.




Damian Lewis





James Marsden in Valentino

Midnight blue tuxes are officially a red carpet trend. We like.




Justin Mikita and Jesse Tyler Ferguson in Ted Baker

 Skating right up to the “precious” line.




Josh Holloway

 Get your pants hemmed, dimples.




Alfie Allen in Spencer Hart

 Why do we suspect he’s spent the last year with his hands over his crotch like that?




Kit Harington in Z Zegna

Good enough, Jon Snow.




Matt Damon in Dolce&Gabbana

 We dig the grey tux but the transition lenses have GOT to go.




Michael K. Williams

On the one hand, this is pretty awesome for being colorful and different. On the other hand, he looks like he’s wearing a pajama top and bedroom slippers.




Peter Dinklage

 Clearly does not want to pose.




Kevin Spacey







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