“The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug” Germany Premiere Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on December 10, 2013

Well this poledance is gonna be nothing but a sausagefest, we see. It couldn’t be avoided, we suppose. The only lady on this red carpet is playing a character not found anywhere in Tolkien. Not that we mind looking at these boys, who are all fetching in their own way. It’s just that you can only say so much about the red carpet-standard dark suit.


Richard Armitage

See? Nothing to say. He looks fine. Really. Love the pocket square.



Evangeline Lilly in Alberta Ferretti

This is something of an improvement for her. It’s dramatic in just the manner required for this level of movie premiere. It’s not setting our world on fire or anything, but it gets the job done for her. Now if someone could just convince her to try night-time hair and makeup to go with her gown, we’ll be good to go.



Ed Sheeran

Appropriately Hobbit-like.



Luke Evans

Loving the shirt and tie colors. Them pants is tight.



John Bell

WERQ it, kid.


Benedict Cumberbatch

Serving classic B Cum. He shouldn’t look so smug, walking around in puddle pants like that. Hem that shit.

Martin Freeman

He looks good, but the thumbs in the vest strike us as quite the little affectation.



Aidan Turner

He could be wearing a polyester leisure suit and it wouldn’t matter so long as he’s sporting that smile.

Still, it helps that he dressed nice. Love the shoes.

Evangeline Lilly and Orlando Bloom

Hey, paws off, honey. Go back to your own picture.

Maybe she’s just being a friend and blocking the cameras from seeing his wrinkled, poorly fitted mess of tux. That’s sweet. Elves sticking together and all that.





[Photo Credit: John Rasimus, PacificCoastNews]

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