T Lo’s WORST Red Carpet Looks of 2013, Part 2

Posted on December 31, 2013

The Bitchery Train keeps rolling along, darlings! Hop on board! Start from the beginning, so you don’t miss one judgmental line!



10. Lena Dunham in Prada

“Girls” star Lena Dunham attends the 2013 Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California in a custom Prada gown paired with Neil Lane jewelry.



Sure, you could argue she wore much worse outfits than this in the last twelve months, but we think nothing sums up Lena’s problems with fashion better than this dress. You have Prada offering to make you a custom gown out of a gorgeous fabric that looks great on you. This is what you ultimately wind up deciding upon. A droopy-boob’d, short-waisted, floofy-skirted nightmare of a gown.



9. Kristen Stewart in Stella McCartney

Kristen Stewart attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in Stella McCartney.



Because what woman wouldn’t want a jumpsuit that gives her a giant vulva that starts at her knees and goes up to her belly button?



8. Lily Rabe in Vionnet

“American Horror Story” star Lily Rabe attends the 2013 Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California in a Vionnet gown.


It’s like the ’80s got drunk and threw up all over her.



7. Jennifer Lawrence in Valentino Couture

Jennifer Lawrence attends People’s Choice Awards 2013 in a Valentino couture dress paired with Nicholas Kirkwood diamond-encrusted black satin pumps, and Cartier jewelry.


More suited for Vicki Lawrence than Jennifer Lawrence, we’re afraid. Actually, we’re shocked that her entry on the worst-dressed list does not have her wearing a Dior, which provided with numerous disastrous red carpet looks this year. But for us, nothing she wore was quite as awkward and badly chosen as this dress, which demands your attention. There’s your usual ugly or ill-chosen dress and then there’s the “EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY UGLY AND ILL-CHOSEN DRESS” dress.



6. Paz Vega in Stephane Rolland

Paz Vega attends the ‘Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian)’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Stéphane Rolland gown.



Oh, please. A dentist’s smock, a drag queen skirt, and an easy access strip. Go home, Paz Vega. You’re drunk.




[Photo Credit: INFPhoto.com, PRPhotos.com, Getty Images]

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