Sam Claflin in Alexander McQueen at the “Catching Fire” LA Premiere

Posted on November 19, 2013

Oh, son. This is so wrong. Walk with us. We have some hard truths for you.


Sam Claflin Kiernan attends the premiere of “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” in Los Angeles in Alexander McQueen.


See that last picture, with you standing in front of a bunch of screaming fangurls – EVERY SINGLE ONE OF WHOM IS LOOKING SOMEWHERE ELSE? You done fucked this one up big time, Finnick. In a franchise in which practically every single casting decision was considered controversial by some portion of its fandom, your casting stood out. This is your time to stand before the world and say, “Look at how hot I look.” You had one job here. That was it.

A striped henley with a polka dot silk scarf with a too-short and too-wide plaid double-breasted blazer? Are you on CRACK, son? Don’t even get us started on the “job interview” shoes and pants. And it’s McQueen, which should suit you to a tee, but someone in your sphere managed to pick the worst items for you in at least a size too large. Dreadful. Top to bottom. 

Which brings us to our next point: You have been blessed with cuteness. Unfortunately for you, it’s not the kind of cuteness that blossoms under poor grooming. Shave, do something about that horrifying dye job, and get a cut that suits your face better than that.

Also: Get some queen to show you how to pose for pictures, because you’re really embarrassing yourself. Here are some tips to get you started:

  1. Hands out of pockets.
  2. No weird “Jesus blessing the crowd” finger gestures.






[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/]

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