Natalie Portman in Christian Dior – Double Shot

Posted on November 07, 2013

Miss Natalie’s doing the Thor poledance, complete with contractually obligated Dior. We make no secret of our opinion that, despite the clothes she gets to wear, she rarely exhibits any real style. She just puts on Dior and walks out the door. But we’ll give her credit for mixing it up on these two outfits.


Natalie Portman makes an appearance on the “Late Show With David Letterman” in New York City in Christian Dior.

Pretty much exactly what you’d expect from her. We appreciate that it’s a little different in the back, and that without the unusually shaped skirt or the open back, this would be Amish-level plain, but the shape is kind of odd, especially from the side. It does nothing for her figure at all except to make her ass look 3 times larger. Yay?

Interestingly, she also went for unusual shapes on the next outfit, although the similarities end there:


Natalie Portman attends the screening of “Thor: The Dark World” at the Crosby Hotel in New York City in a Christian Dior ensemble paired with a Charlotte Olympia clutch.


Credit for picking a look with real pizazz (a word we really need to use more often, along with “jazzy”), but those pants manage the rare trick of making Natalie Portman look stumpy and the top had us running off to Google “natalie portman pregnant.”

It’s … not a very fresh or modern look. We do like that top, though. It just needs real styling expertise to make it work.




[Photo Credit: Kristin Callahan/ACE/, Philip Vaughan/ACE/]

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