Jaimie Alexander in Azzaro at the “Thor: The Dark World” LA Premiere

Posted on November 05, 2013

The big, loud, dancing-in-jockstraps-on-a-Pride-float (not that we ever did such things, mind you), Gay-with-a-capital-G parts of ourselves want to yell an “ATTAGIRL” at her just for being so bold and making sure all eyes are on her at a moment when they probably should be on bigger stars. As attention-seeking red carpet looks go, you can’t really fault this one for not getting the job done. There’s something very drag about it.

On the other hand…


Jaimie Alexander attends the “Thor: The Dark World” Los Angeles Premiere in Hollywood, California in an Azzaro black sheer panel dress.

Azzaro Spring 2014 Collection


Any outfit that allows us to see the wearer’s belly button, her bikini-line tattoo, AND the very tip-top of her buttcrack is by definition NOT FABULOUS, i.e., tacky as SHIT. There are Vegas convention hookers who’d turn down wearing this dress out of embarrassment.

On the other, other hand, we LOVE how upset Miss Priss Portman looks in the posters behind her.

But yeah, that’s just tacky.






[Photo Credit: Jennifer Graylock/ Peter West/ACE/INFphoto.com, David Gabber, Emiley Schweich/PRPhotos.com, style.com]

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