We’re afraid to criticize anything here because she looks like she’s ready to beat a ho with that scary clutch of hers if they so much as look at her funny.
Christina Aguilera attends the 2013 American Music Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California in a Maria Lucia Hohan dress paired with Christian Louboutin heels, a Jimmy Choo clutch, and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry.
Oh man, that is just … not our taste. We’re trying to be kind here, because this is better than a lot of getups we’ve seen her in. It’s coordinated, unfussy, and it suits her, for the most part. She doesn’t look like a 60-year-old proclaiming to the world that she’s still got it. Those are all plusses. On the other hand, it’s kinda cheap-looking, no? And what’s with the sudden explosion of illusion netting on the red carpet? Everyone indulging their figure-skating fantasies?
Make the call, kittens:
IN! Serving up Old Hollywood drag!
OUT! Nominee for “Best Moaner” at the Adult Video Awards
Jennifer Lawrence’s imaginary dress was voted a firm OUT by all y’all.