Rosario Dawson at Martell Caractère Launch Event

Posted on October 15, 2013

Once again, we are forced to ask the denizens of Hollywood…



Rosario Dawson at the Martell Caractère Launch Event held at The Paramour Mansion in Los Angeles.

Who the fuck died?

Seriously, what is going on? Why are we seeing so many funeral dresses in the last few weeks? Sure, she looks happy and all, but the dress is doing everything it can to fight that.

We think some stylist must have gone through a really bad breakup and the depressive effects are rippling outward, threatening to overtake all the red carpets of the world. Somebody needs to find out who that stylist is, hand them a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and a bottle of wine, tell them they’re still pretty, and order them to stay away from celebrities until they feel better.






[Photo Credit: Charley Gallay/Getty Images]

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