Pairs Division: George Clooney and Sandra Bullock at the Gravity NYC Premiere

Posted on October 02, 2013

They kind of look like commemorative salt and pepper shakers. Order now and you’ll also receive this lovely condiment tray that looks like Julia Roberts’ face.


George Clooney and Sandra Bullock at the “Gravity” premiere in New York. Sandra is wearing a Giambattista Valli dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti pumps and Martin Katz jewelry.

Giambattista Valli Resort 2014 Collection

Giuseppe Zanotti Bicolor Leather Safety Pin Pump

Oh, Sandy. You hurt us real bad. Actually, just your shoes and your hair hurt. The dress is actually pretty fab and your face looks fierce. But girlfriend has a real tendency to pick the focus-pulling, clodhopper shoes. And when you pair them with micron-flat hair and a colorless dress, you know what you get? You know what people see? Feet. They look at you and see feet. It’s all about balance, Sandy. If you want to wear the giant shoes, then you need to give the eye somewhere else to go. This is why we urge you to try more color and print in your dresses and also to -please, for the love of god – zhuzh up your hair a little. But still, you look like a movie star. Score: 8/10.

George, you always look like a movie star, but since you’re fairly style-deficient most of the time, we have to say we’re loving the shades tucked into your pocket. Nice touch, Mr. Movie Star. Score: 7/10. It’s a look that required practically no effort on his part.

Combined Score: 7.5/10.




[Photo Credit: Dara Kushner, Jennifer Graylock/,,]

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