Oh, shit. We may have to turn in our gay cards. And after three decades of spotless service, too.
But we have to stand firm. Because no matter how much we want to applaud J Lo for bringing the DIVA to a HRC fundraiser…
Jennifer Lopez attends the 2013 HRC National Dinner at Washington Convention Center in a Zuhair Murad couture gown paired with Neil Lane jewelry.
Zuhair Murad Fall 2013 Couture Collection
… we really can’t get behind the whole idea of a glittery vein dress.
Seriously. We kept trying to find nice things to say and then she turned around. We’re gagging. And NOT on the eleganza.