Allison Williams in Vintage Geoffrey Beene at the 2013 Exploring The Arts Gala

Posted on October 10, 2013

We’re sorry, we don’t care how preppy you are or what your pedigree is or even what you do for a living, this is way too mature (and frankly, boring) a look for a freaking 24-year-old on the red carpet.


“Girls” star Allison Williams attends the Exploring The Arts Annual Gala 2013 in New York City in a vintage Geoffrey Beene dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes and Fred Leighton jewelry.

She looks like a Chief of Surgery’s wife attending a hospital benefit.

We look at her gingerly letting the world see a hint of her calf, parting her lips and looking over her shoulder (as her big unflattering blousson top billows away from her) and think, “Oh, honey. Living on Privilege Island really did a number on you, didn’t it?” This is why the Girls girls are such shitty red carpet denizens. Because even when they’re trying really hard, none of them seem to ever understand that need to really sell an image in order to keep your standing in your career. No hunger. Here’s Allison doing her best to look pretty and get her picture taken on the red carpet and she just looks dull and timid. This is a look for someone old enough to be her mother and she’s an actress on a hot show on the red carpet. We can’t tsk hard enough. Sure, it’s an art gala, but still. That’s not an invite for 24-year-olds to dress twice their age.

And we’re not suggesting at all that she dress sexier or anything. You wanna do the fashion princess thing, Allison? Fine. Click on the “Kiernan Shipka” tag here for a lesson plan. Sure, she’s almost a decade younger than you, but trust us, you need to be yanked in the other direction.





[Photo Credit: Bryan Bedder, Larry Busacca/Getty Images]

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