Now that carbs have re-entered our lives in a big, big way, and most of the soreness from dragging around a collective 5 thousand pounds of luggage (possible exaggeration) has faded – in other words, Fashion Week is over – we have the time to wrap up our look at all the camera-hogging and seat-jostling going on in the front rows, darlings.
Badgley Mischka Spring 2014 Show
Chrissy Teigen and John Legend
She actually looks chic. And that’s really saying something.
Calvin Klein Spring 2014 Show
Nicole Kidman, Rooney Mara, Naomie Harris
Nicole looks a little frazzled, but she got run over by a photographer earlier that day, so she’s forgiven. The outfit’s killer. Rooney’s serving up Rooney. We can’t even call it Audreybot because there’s no Audrey here. We are impressed by Naomi’s ability to be photographed sitting in a crop top.
Dennis Basso Spring 2014 Show
Brooke Shields
Not particularly stylish or flattering.
Carmen Dell’Orefice
Beyond criticism.
Jenny Packham Spring 2014 Show
Christina Hendricks
REALLY not loving the shape of this thing on her.
J. Mendel Spring 2014 Show
Molly Sims
Nice. Love the color on her.
Marc Jacobs Spring 2014 Show
Christiana Ricci, Parker Posey
Christina Ricci
The proportions on Christina look a little off and Parker looks a little batshit (which is to be largely expected and even supported).
Deborah Ann Woll
The shoes are a bit of a boring choice, but we love the look overall.
Julianne Hough
Man, a lot of ladies were really dying to show off the results of their abs workout, weren’t they?
Michelle Dockery
We suspect these are nice pieces to have in your wardrobe but shouldn’t be paired together and don’t photograph well.
Parker Posey
LUV HUH.
Winona Ryder, Christina Ricci, Parker Posey
The other two look deeply concerned with how they look, while Miss Parker is quite obviously starring in a little movie playing inside her head.
Winona, that’s way too much satin for sitting.
That should totally be the title to T Lo’s first country album. Winona, That’s Way Too Much Satin for Sitting.
Marchesa Spring 2014 Show
Ashley Greene
Don’t love the skirt, because it’s kind of shapeless, but the whole top half looks great.
Michael Kors Spring 2014 Show
Kate Mara, Katie Holmes
Loving all these colors together. They both look great.
Naeem Khan Spring 2014 Show
Padma Lakshmi
Gorgeous dress, but we’re not sold on the shoes.
Perrey Reeves
Ditto.
Nanette Lepore Spring 2014 Show
Kelly Rutherford
We hate to say this, but a dress like that pretty much requires a made-up face and better hair than that.
Margarita Levieva
Pretty. Who knew Revenge’s tacky little Fauxmanda could be so ladylike?
Rachel Zoe Spring 2014 Show
Holland Roden
Love the skirt. HATE the top. And we’re seriously over the naked shoes. All that desperate toe-gripping is not as attractive as some gals seems to think.
Nicole Trunfio, Katie Cassidy
There is so much Fashion Bitch being served in this picture that it’s bringing tears to our eyes.
Reed Krakoff Spring 2014 Show
Allison Williams
Julianne Moore
Nina Garcia
Same caption for all three: Love it. Chic and simple and perfectly done.
The Blonds Spring 2014 Show
Eve
Well, you can tell all the gays are enthralled. That’s some serious glamour AND some serious sideboob.
Johnny Weir
Gurl, please.
Tyra Banks
Gurl, no.
Vera Wang Spring 2014 Show
Chrissy Teigen, John Legend
Again: shocked at how chic she looks. He always looks good.
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