As we may have mentioned once or twice, we’re quite exhausted at the moment, so you’d think we’d be primed to rip all these lovely people to shreds, especially if one of them might have stepped on your little toe with her stiletto and shall not be named here. Just sayin, is all.
But something’s in the bottled water around here, because almost everyone seems to really be putting the effort in. Well shit. That’s no fun.
DKNY Spring 2014 Show
Classic and chic.
Ooooh, honey. That didn’t survive the limo trip very well, did it? Lesson learned, dear.
We don’t think the jacket’s quite working for her, but we can’t say anything bad because we never saw anyone at Fashion Week so game for posing for fans. She was very sweet and friendly to the apparent hordes of Teen Wolf-loving fans outside the venue.
Sharp and photogenic. Nicely done.
Diane von Furstenberg Spring 2014 Show
See Kelly Osbourne entry.
Bella Thorne, AnnaSophia Robb
OH THANK GOD. Crazy pantsuits! Thank you, Coco and Bella! You kinda sound like poodle names when we say them together like that, but we appreciate you bringing some adventure to your fashion, girls.
Colton Haynes, Jessica Joffe
Passed right by him. He’s taller than we thought he’d be and his skin is amazing. Love his outfit. She looks very practical-chic.
Like the jacket but we’re not sure if it goes with the rest of the outfit. Would love to see it with jeans.
Nicki Hilton, Paris Hilton
Nicki looks a mess. We got a chance to watch Paris for a bit. She acts like someone who thinks and hopes that someone, somewhere is looking at her. Every blink and tilt of the head looks a little self-conscious. But hey, her outfit’s cute.
Zoe chic. But that looks like a lot for this week’s weather.
Ralph Rucci Spring 2014 Show
GODDESS. We couldn’t get close enough for a cell phone picture this time, dammit. The cameras were all over her, as cameras rightly should be.
June Ambrose, Jay Emanuel
These two have been all up and down the joint all week. We saw them practically everywhere together. Jay’s hair is hypnotic in person. Truly. And it’s adorable, but whenever a fan asks for a pic, he advises them on the setting they should be using for their camera and the best possible lighting conditions in the immediate area. We’ve seen him do this over and over again. He did it to us, the first time we met him, at QVC. And believe it or not, we don’t think it’s rooted in vanity on his part. We think he takes his duties to his fans very seriously and as a photographer himself, he wants to make sure they get a good picture. He’s very sweet about it, actually.
Of course that doesn’t mean we can sign off on his outfit. Still, he’d be unrecognizable if he dressed boring or conservatively.
Zac Posen Spring 2014 Collection
Va-VOOM. We don’t think the sleeves work for her, though. To be fair, we don’t think they’d work for a whole lot of ladies.
Sweetie, whoever told you to wear those shoes? Cut them out of your life immediately and find someone who knows how to pick out a chic kitten heel for you.
Gotta say, she’s killing it.
That is way too much dress for a crowded room and 6 square inches of chair space alloted to you.
This is pretty much the Fashion Week uniform for a whole bunch of ladies.
Well there you go. We found the dress that Stacy Keibler can’t really pull off.
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