Lindsay Lohan in NYC

Posted on September 19, 2013

Just this once, we’re not gonna start your day off with something rare and ethereal, like Cate Blanchett in couture. This morning, we’re throwing a cup of coffee in your faces. Wake up.


Lindsay Lohan is seen out in New York City.

This is so wrong, Linds. Not because it’s kind of crass and loud and makes it look like you should be making out with a roadie in between trailers somewhere. It’s because “Bad Girl” just shouldn’t be on the table for you right now. Leave that to Dakota Fanning or Miley Cyrus or some other former princess to chew on for a while. You already did Bad Girl. You’re trying to claw your way back into the public’s  (or at least the industry’s) good graces. Bad Girl is expected and BORING coming from you right now. Sure, these boots got your picture taken, but you know what? If you stepped out of a limo dressed in full-on… oh, we don’t know…. Michelle Williams-style twee – or Lea Michele-style glam – or Florence Welch-style rocker/hippie chick – then the press would’ve gone nuts over it. Not just the pictures but the inevitable “Is Lindsay Turning Over a New Leaf?” articles. Come on, honey. We shouldn’t have to tell you this.

Also, someone needs to yank those aviators right of your head and stomp on them.

Edited to add: They’re actually jeans and that’s actually kind of worse because she picked the absolute worst way to wear them.


[Photo Credit: Kristin Callahan/ACE/]

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