Julia Roberts in Dolce&Gabbana at the August: Osage County Premiere

Posted on September 10, 2013

We are on our SIXTH. STRAIGHT. DAY. Of New York Fashion Week. And do you know what that means, darlings? It means we have HIT THE WALL. We’re fucking CRANKY, which means it’s just about the right time for us to turn toward Julia Roberts and unleash our vitriol.

Because isn’t that what celebrities are for, kittens? To hang all our dreams, frustrations, and disappointments on? The answer is yes.


Julia Roberts attends the premiere of “August: Osage County” during the 2013 Toronto International Film Festival in Dolce&Gabbana.

Fine, Julia Roberts. You win this round, but this is FAR FROM OVER.

Which isn’t to say we love this. In fact, we think it’s not quite her dress. A little too bell-shaped all over. Plus we hate the color of the shoes. But she’s not inclined to put this much work in on her red carpet appearances in the past few years, so this dress is signalling pretty loudly that the Best Actress Oscar race is so very ON, bitches. This look is the equivalent of Julia double pointing at her eyes and then double pointing at Cate Blanchett’s eyes to let her know she’s got her in her sights.

Shyeah. Good luck with THAT one, girl.




[Photo Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com]

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