BAFTA Los Angeles 2013 Awards Season Tea Party Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on September 22, 2013

Hit it, attention whores! It’s Sunday and we’ve got a lot of work ahead of us!


Alfre Woodard

Another dress that doesn’t really suit her. We’re all for wearing flat sandals, but they don’t go with every kind of skirt type. If she wants to wear flats and skirts, she’d be better with something with a little more swing and shape.



Allison Williams in Oscar de la Renta

Pretty. The shoes take it straight to Barbie, though.


Anna Chlumsky in Christian Siriano

The shape’s nice but the color does nothing for her.



Ashley Madekwe in Christian Dior

Simple and chic. Maybe it would have been a bit too expected, but we think a metallic shoe would’ve dressed this up more.



Carrie Preston

Way to busy a print for her to handle and the matchy shoes are making us weep gently.



Cat Deeley in Safiyaa

That sloppy braid doesn’t seem to go with such a fitted, almost business-like look. Again with the bland accessories.



Crystal Reed in Carolina Herrera


You can tell she does, too.


Jason Isaacs

Grow the fuck up and put some shoes on. You’re middle-aged.


Jesse Tyler Ferguson

 Cute, but the pants look kinda balloony.



Kerry Washington in Giambattista Valli

 Pretty. Not sure about the bronze accents.


Kevin Spacey

No complaints.



Kiernan Shipka in Valentino

Perfect. Beautiful color.



Kit Harington

 Go home and start over. You can’t rest on that hair forever, y’know.


Michelle Dockery in Erdem

Gorgeous. An instance of matchy shoes actually working well.



Sarah Hyland in Robert Rodriguez

Pretty enough.



Stephen Moyer

We’ve HAD IT with these guys showing up looking like ditch diggers when all the ladies are dressed to the hilt. It’s bullshit. You look like an asshole, Stephen. You too, Kit Harrington and Jason Isaacs. ASSHOLES, the lot of you.

SOMEONE’S got to take these guys to task – and we’re just the bitches to do it. If ANY ladystar showed up in shitty jeans and sneakers to this event, EVERYONE would rake them over the coals for it. Ladystars get eviscerated for not having decent enough pedicures, but male stars get to show up like they just rolled off the couch and out the door. To hell with THAT.


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