Cate Blanchett in Christopher Kane at the “Blue Jasmine” Paris Premiere

Posted on August 28, 2013

After the VMAs, we’re feeling a strong urge to get away from the red carpet and out into the streets, but we can’t let this one go by:


Cate Blanchett attends the premiere of “Blue Jasmine” in Paris in Christopher Kane.

Christopher Kane Resort 2014 Collection

Well. That’s … something, alright.

Honestly, to whatever extent this is working, it’s working because it’s on Cate Blanchett. Except for maybe Tilda, we doubt anyone else could wear this without looking batshit insane or like they just walked away from some horrible, flaming industrial accident.

And yet, we find ourselves wondering if she shouldn’t have chosen different shoes.

Y’know, their names get bandied about together so often, we fear we’d spontaneously combust if Cate & Tilda ever did a movie together. The red carpet coverage would be orgasmic. The pre-release six months of Vogue and W editorials would be delicious. This needs to happen. They should do a remake of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? just to make gay men erupt into sparkles from sea to shining sea.

Someone Kickstart this.


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