Vera Farmiga in Viktor & Rolf at “The Conjuring” Premiere

Posted on July 16, 2013

So we hear through the Bitchy Fashion Blogger’s Grapevine that Vera wore Viktor & Rolf to this premiere. “Oh, how exciting!” we imaginarily exclaimed. “She’s got kind of a cool look to her and it is our LIFE’S MISSION to get more ladystars to wear off-the-beaten-path designers like the aforementioned Viktor & Rolf! Huzzah! Huzzah, we say!” Our cats never once look up from their (apparently fascinating)  assholes to share in our joy. They’re used to these outbursts.

Anyway, our huzzahs died quickly on our lips.

Vera Farmiga attends the premiere of “The Conjuring” in Los Angeles in a Viktor & Rolf black sleeveless v-neck gown with printed jacquard skirt from the Pre-Fall 2013 collection.

It’s a great dress and we love her for picking it. As V&R goes, this is downright conventional, but even so; it’s got just enough of an edge to be interesting.


We hate to say this, but she really needs to stand up straight. This is not a dress or a time for slouching. Even so, the bodice here is not the most flattering thing for her. It’s pulling all over the place and the waist sits way too high for her figure. You could drop that skirt a good 4 to 6 inches and it would look much better, proportionally speaking.

And finally, honey, you’re wearing a reptile skin Viktor & Rolf dress to the premiere of your movie. You think maybe you could do something with your hair and maybe try night-time makeup instead of office makeup? Your head is a massive disappointment, dear. Also: there’s nothing scary about jewelry. Especially when it’s free.



[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/]

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