Ryan Guzman at the “Red 2” Premiere

Posted on July 12, 2013

You’re lucky you’re cute, kid.


Ryan Guzman attends the premiere of “Red 2” in Los Angeles, California.

A white t-shirt at a movie premiere? Tsk-fucking-tsk. Yeah, it’s an action movie and yeah, it’s not your movie, but unless you want people to continue to say “Who?” when they see you, you best start putting some effort in, son.

You’re also lucky it’s Sausage Friday around here, because it’s the only reason we’re featuring you. Gotta give the boy-oriented their candy. But put on an actual shirt next time, ‘k? Queen Helen should have tottered up to you in her stripper heels and slapped you viciously.



[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Izumi Hasegawa/PR Photos]

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