Reese Witherspoon at the Brentwood Country Mart in Los Angeles

Posted on July 08, 2013

Work it, Reese! Work those cameras, girl! Smile pretty, now! Bend and SNAP!


Reese Witherspoon heads out for some shopping at the Brentwood Country Mart in Los Angeles.

Oh, honey. We can see the strain behind the smile. It’s getting tougher, isn’t it? This constant “America’s Fucking Sweetheart” drag revue. Well, rest assured it’s working, dear. Hardly anyone thinks about you drunkenly berating … well, anyone, really. Okay, maybe a little. But look, you keep wearing these sassy little outfits and continue bending and snapping for the paps like your life depended on it, and before you know it, why, some other star will eventually have a much juicier scandal on their hands than your little old misunderstanding and the public will eagerly move on from you to focus all their attention on them.

Oh, wait. That didn’t sound comforting, did it?

But hey, your outfit’s adorable, girl. There’s that.


[Photo Credit: T.M./]

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