Let’s play “Guess the Plot” again, kittens! Remember: no one cares if you can go to IMDB and find it out. That’s no fun.
Ready? We’ll go first.
Jessica Alba on the set of her new movie “Stretch” in Los Angeles.
“Jessica Alba plays Moira, a quirky, loser girl who has no friends and gets completely ignored by boys. Halfway through the movie, a black person, fat person, or gay person (possibly all three) will pull out her ponytail and force her to take off her glasses, whereupon she will discover for the first time that she’s beautiful.
Then she goes on a killing spree.”
[Photo Credit: Icono,PacificCoastNews.com]