Heidi Klum in NYC

Posted on July 09, 2013

God bless you for walking the hot city streets in those heels, girl. We don’t know how you do it. Then again, we’re pretty sure most Victoria’s Secret models are genetically predetermined to walk on the balls of their feet all the time.


Heidi Klum out and about in New York City.

We wanted to tell her she looks pretty amazing, but man, are we ever distracted by the tablecloth trailing behind her. We swallowed our bile and (mostly) complimented someone for wearing a mullet-hemmed dress earlier today, but as God is our witness, we will never praise the mullet-hemmed blouse.

Is that even a thing? Mullet blouses? Because we don’t think we’ve ever seen one before this. At least not one with a back hem so long it makes her look like her butt has a tongue.

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