Girl, That’s Not Your Skirt: Chloë Moretz in Dolce&Gabbana

Posted on July 30, 2013

Said with as much gayvuncular love as we can muster: Honey, NO.


Chloë Moretz makes an appearance on “The Today Show” to promote “Kick-Ass 2” wearing a Dolce&Gabbana skirt from the Spring 2013 collection paired with Jimmy Choo sandals, and a Delfina Delettrez bracelet.

Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2013 Collection/Model:Ava Smith

Miss Chloe’s always been admirable in her early adoption of fashion as a way of life, but one consistent issue she has with her dressing choices is essentially the same issue the vast majority of people, male and female, have when it comes to style: not knowing what does and doesn’t work for her body. She’s both short and short-waisted, so a skirt like this is right out of her wheelhouse. It’s too thick and stiff for her frame and the thick horizontal band right at her waist essentially obliterates her natural body shape.

Girl, pack that shit up and send it off to Zoe Saldana or someone like that. Let’s get you into something swingy and flirty.

In other news, both that top and those shoes are disappointments. We’re gonna call this whole look an outlier and hope she gets back to fine form with her next attempt.



[Photo Credit: Roger Wong/,]

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