Amanda Bynes in New York City

Posted on July 10, 2013

Oh, no no no no no no no, Amanda. We talked about this. Weren’t you paying attention? Don’t you celebrities hang onto our every word, wondering what pearls of wisdom we’ll drop on your asses at any moment? Well you should.


Amanda Bynes arrives at Manhatten Criminal Court in New York City to face allegations that she tossed a marijuana bong from the window of her 36th floor apartment. Bynes is charged with reckless endangerment and attempted tampering with physical evidence.

The point to any celebrity court appearance (as we already covered if you’d remembered to show up to class that day) is to both look repentant, if not downright virginal to the judge, and like a superstar to the dozens of cameras pointed in your direction as you make the walk of fame. Dressing like a stoner who’s stopping by the courthouse on their way to Walmart to get a 40 lb. bag of potato chips is absolutely NOT the T Lo Way.

GRADE: F. We are so disappointed in you, Amanda Bynes. If you really wanted to go for the crazy look, we would have put you in a gown, then. Really go for it, if that’s what you’re selling, you know? Think about it, dear. Be more fabulous in your crazy. Wear a tiara next time.



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