Jolie and Pitt at ‘World War Z’ Premiere

Posted on June 03, 2013

Jesus Pitt Superstar and Saint Angelina have floated to earth once again, to bless the masses.


Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attend the World Premiere of ‘World War Z’ in London, England. Angelina is wearing a Saint Laurent gown.

Aw, we can’t. She’s been through a whole hell of a lot lately and handled it admirably and thoughtfully. The dress is boring but that’s the best hair and makeup we’ve seen on her in a while. She’s one of the few ladystars who never get yelled at by us for eschewing jewelry. She knows she can rest on that face. And she’s right.

As for Jesus Pitt Superstar, he’s cleaned up and mostly wrinkle-free. He doesn’t look like he just woke up in those clothes ten minutes before. We’ll call that a win this time.

But he’s really committed to that hair, isn’t he? Anything we can do about that, kittens? Is there a Kickstarter or something? It’s just not to our liking. It doesn’t take him so much to a “romance novel cover” place as it does to a “hillbilly” place, y’know?



[Photo Credit: Getty]

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