Johnny Depp in Ralph Lauren

Posted on June 24, 2013

We will begrudgingly consider this an improvement, Johnny Depp.


Johnny Depp attends the world premiere of ‘The Lone Ranger’ at the Disney California Adventure Park in a Ralph Lauren pinstripe suit.

Ralph Lauren Spring 2013 Collection


You no longer look like an elderly gay rancher, which is a plus, as far as we’re concerned. Not that we have anything against elderly gay ranchers. Heavens, no. We’ve never actually met any, but we suspect elderly gay ranchers would probably be a lot of fun to know. But since you are neither, elderly, gay, nor a rancher, we always felt your extremely silly-looking personal appearance costumery looked pretty damn ridiculous. It’s amazing what one semi-well-cut, well-made, mostly well-fitted suit can do for a man. And look at you, Johnny. You’re all dolled up in an expensive designer suit and yet you still have all your feathers and beads and medallions and leather straps hanging off you, just as you like it. We will accept this compromise. You still look like a windchime to us, but that’s an improvement over elderly gay rancher in some weird way that we can’t quite define.


[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,]

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