Jennifer Lopez in Christian Dior

Just look at this magnificent bitch, giving us all Joan Crawford realness in 2013.  

Jennifer Lopez honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in Hollywood, California in a Christian Dior dress paired with Brian Atwood heels and H. Stern earrings.

Christian Dior Pre-Fall 2013 Collection

Or at least, trying like hell to. It’s not that we like the outfit – or even think she looks all that good. It’s that she’s serving up THEATER and DRAMA and NARCISSISM the way only a true superstar can. It’s just so drag and over-the-top. A sidewalk “ceremony” requires a simple day dress and a pair of sunglasses from the honoree, but Miss Jennifer just couldn’t see herself doing this on the small.  It’s so old-school Hollywood that we can’t help but love it to bits. The top is a big ol’ nothing, though. That kind of surprises us. Then again, this is her attempt at high/low and to no one’s surprise, she’s no good at it. J Lo honey, stick to “high.” You don’t do “low.”

And really, darling. You should have worn your diamond-studded cat-eye sunglasses here to complete the look. Even Bette Davis would have understood that.  

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, style.com]

• Brian Atwood
• Christian Dior
• H. Stern
• Jennifer Lopez