Elisabeth Moss in RED Valentino

Posted on June 11, 2013

Bless her heart, she never seems to get it quite right. We think that’s kind of endearing.

Last week we sang hosannas to her blonde pixie cut, but this week, Lizzie’s reminding us all just how big a pain in the ass a pixie cut can be sometimes:


‘Mad Men’ star Elisabeth Moss attends the 2013 Critics’ Choice Television Awards in Los Angeles, California in a RED Valentino dress paired with a vintage clutch, Jimmy Choo shoes, and Loree Rodkin jewelry.

We hate to be the ones to have to tell you this, girl, but you picked a hairstyle that simply can’t be DIY-styled for public appearances. You gotta pay someone to zhuzh that shit. Also, you are one of those girls who not only can, but probably should sport a strong lip with strong eyes.

Moving on to the dress… fantastic color, but the neckline is too broad and the waist hits too high for you. Love the shoes. If you’d found a dress in this color and style, but one more flattering to your shape, it would have instantly corrected the look.

Still… think about what we said about your eyes and lips, Lizzie. You play down your face too much. Striking eyes, full lips, perfect brows and an enviable jawline are not things to hide under a bushel, dear. They are to be flaunted obnoxiously.



[Photo Credit: Getty]

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