Prince Harry’s American Adventure

Posted on May 17, 2013

Here you go, ginger-lovin’ types. There could be no better capper to Sausage Friday than everyone’s favorite nekkid prince, doing the prince thing for Anglo-happy Yanks.

We see no point in doing a fashion critique, so instead, let’s all go shopping for our favorite Prince Harry doll together. Will it be Polo-Playing Harry, Soldier Boy Harry, Casual Harry or Suit Harry? Be the first on your block to collect all four!

 

Prince Harry at the Sentebale Charity Polo Match in Greenwich, Connecticut.

 

Prince Harry at the Harlem RBI in New York City.

 

Prince Harry arrives on a double-decker tour bus to The Great Event in NYC.

 

Prince Harry visits the US Air Force Training Academy in Colorado Springs, Colorado.

 

Prince Harry meets key figures from the US Olympic committee at the start of the 2013 Warrior Games in Colorado Springs, Colorado.

 

Listen, Harry… as a fellow ginger – and that’s pretty much where the similarities end – Tom would like to say that Aveeno Oatmeal Scrub works wonders on those red patches, which are cute now but will start to irritate the SHIT out of you post-35 or so. Also, he sincerely hopes you’re slathering yourself in SPF 40 every day.

We don’t know how anyone can hold onto the gossip that Charles isn’t his father. Harry’s the spitting image of Prince Phillip.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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