Posted on April 18, 2013


Hakkasan Restaurant and Lounge Bar, San Francisco

We’re ready for some cool lighting and hot men.

We are so ready for some Kors up here in this joint. Look at the three of them. He looks like he’s being kept after school by the hot German teacher and the hot Spanish teacher.

Essentially, he looks like the guy in a million hair metal videos from the ’80s.


Were they asked to dress like a chamber music quartet?


Yadda, yadda, yadda. Tim visits them, we get some sort of sob story (“This dress was inspired by my mother’s cancer.”) and the judges throw some sort of twist at them.

Also: One of them will show up with not one button or zipper sewn in or one hem completely finished. “I thought I’d have more time! Because I’m an asshole who never watched the previous ten seasons of this dog-and-pony show!”

And one of them will have doubts or second-guesses, as if that means anything at this point. “Oh no! I’ve worked on this for 6 weeks, but now that I only have a day left, I’m thinking of SCRAPPING EVERYTHING AND STARTING OVER!”

All of them will say nice things to each other about their collections and then run to the confessionals to trash those same collections.

You know we’re right.



[Photo Credit: Barbara Nitke for Lifetime, – Video Credit:]

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