Kirsten Dunst in Emilio Pucci

Posted on April 23, 2013

We get the impression Miss Kirsten is feeling not-so-fresh at the moment.

Kirsten Dunst attends the 2013 GLAAD Media Awards in an Emilio Pucci dress paired with Proenza Schouler pumps.

Proenza Schouler Fall 2013 d’Orsay Pump

Honey, relax those hands, open those eyes, and unpurse those lips. You have nothing to be ashamed of. Okay, yes; maybe that headband, but this is a perfectly fine dress. What makes us sad is that your clear unwillingness to work it is keeping it from being more than just fine. Loosen up, honey. Slap a little color on somewhere; maybe some shoes that don’t look so serious or give you pigs’ hooves at a glance.

Oh, gosh. We kinda ripped this to shreds in an attempt to buck you up. We hate when that happens. Seriously, you’re fine. Just relax a little and cock a hip every now and then for the photographers, mkay?

And first chance you get, head to the ladies room, rip that thing off your head, and stuff it into the ladytrash receptacle, even if it makes your extensions fall out.


[Photo Credit: David Gabber/PR Photos,]

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