Jennifer Lopez in Saint Laurent

Posted on April 29, 2013

We are convinced that Hakkasan nightclub went on the cheap and hired a J Lo impersonator for its grand opening.


Jennifer Lopez attends Hakkasan Las Vegas Grand Opening Celebration in a Saint Laurent one-shoulder dress accessorized with Brian Atwood pumps and a Tom Ford clutch.

Because we look at that

  1. Shitty hair
  2. Shitty makeup
  3. Shitty dress, and
  4. Shitty shoes

And we can’t help but conclude that the real J Lo turned them down and is currently sleeping under a mink blanket in Beverly Hills while this trashy drag queen takes her place.

In other words, World? That is SO NOT Your J Lo.

Let us never speak of this again.


[Photo Credit: PRN/]

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