Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Vanessa Hudgens in Naeem Khan

Posted on March 15, 2013

Someone needs to tell Vanessa that Carnivale is over.


Vanessa Hudgens attends the premiere of ‘Spring Breakers’ in Hollywood, California in a Naeem Khan gown accessorized with Neil Lane Jewelry.

Naeem Khan Fall 2012 Collection

Ay-yi-yi. So much to unpack here. The grass skirt? The tribal warrior bodice? The showgirl shoes? The pinterest nails? The exceedingly odd lack of eye makeup, which is all the more noticeable given the aforementioned showgirl shoes and cray-cray dress? The totally-do-NOT-go pinterest nails?

Once again, Miss Vanessa has made the mistake of piling Too Much Look on her tiny little frame. We actually think this dress has a lot going for it, but it really needs to be on a much taller drink of water.

Vanessa honey, pack this up and send it off to Stacy Keibler, then write a note to that nice Mr. Roland Mouret and see if he’ll send you over some of his sleek, simple designs for you to wear. Run along, now.


[Photo Credit: Getty,]

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