Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Emma Stone in Lanvin

Posted on March 11, 2013

Emma honey, come on now. We know it’s just an animated movie, but you still need to put the effort in for the red carpet, dear.


Emma Stone attends the premiere of ‘The Croods’ in New York City in head-to-toe Lanvin.

Lanvin Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Marine Deleeuw

Lanvin Resort 2013 Collection

Lanvin Spring 2013 Collection

But then, looking over these pictures, it’s clear that you did actually put some misguided form of effort in. After all, that’s a strapless Lanvin that you shoved a t-shirt under. That had to take some real thinking. And then there’s the incongrously large Lanvin necklace, to go with the Lanvin silly putty pumps. No, it’s clear that you put effort in, and that effort likely consisted of  nothing more than turning to someone and saying, “Lanvin. Just get me stuff from Lanvin – and a t-shirt.” And then apparently you followed that up with, “Make sure it’s something that TOTALLY ruins my shape!”

Sweetie, go home and take a power nap. When you’re refreshed, we’ll start over.



[Photo Credit: Marco Sagliocco/PR Photos,]

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