Christina Aguilera in Parker

Posted on March 21, 2013

In the interests of offering positive reinforcement to style-challenged celebrities, a principle held in high regard here at T Lo Celebrity Soothing, Int’l., we offer the following Public Service Announcement:


Christina Aguilera attends the screening of NBC’s ‘The Voice’ Season 4 in Hollywood, California in a Parker dress paired with a Versace belt, Christian Louboutin shoes, and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry.

Parker Flare Dress


Look, let’s all be nice. This is actually an improvement for her. Let us run down the ways:

While the dress does look like a goth cheerleader’s outfit and it’s not something we would have chosen for her, it does actually seem to fit her fairly well; or at least not spectacularly badly. There’s something really weird going on with the boobs, though. They seem to be rushing off to their left to get away. And, yeah, the belt’s so tight it’s giving her rolls and muffin top, but even with that, this is an improvement. No, really.

Again, while we would not have recommended sporting that particular face, we feel we need to applaud her for bravely sporting far less face than she normally does. In other words, it’s the wrong makeup, but at least it’s about 5 pounds less makeup than she normally sports. Similarly …

She’s several shades lighter than her normal nuclear orange.

This isn’t a good look, by any stretch of the imagination, but we need to all clap louder every time she takes a step away from her aging stripper drag. This is downright clean and fresh in comparison to her normal look. She almost looks her age, instead of 15 to 20 (and sometimes 40) years older than it. So, ummm…

Attagirl, Christina Maria. Attagirl.


[Photo Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images,]

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