Chloe Sevigny in Balenciaga

Posted on March 12, 2013

Darlings, A new and highly unusual alter has reared its head.

Meet Ruth-Ellen:

Chloe Sevigny attends the screening of ‘The Wait’ during the 2013 SXSW Festival in Balenciaga.

Balenciaga Printed Wrap Dress

Ruth-Ellen time-traveled from her job at a feed store in Oklahoma in 1931 to the far-flung future, where she became a recipient of the 25th Century’s foolproof, flawless foot transplant surgery. She is recovering nicely, but confused as to how her time machine left her stuck here in 2013, when all she really wants to do is get back to the feed store to show everyone her new feet in the hopes that Jeb, who works at the gas station down the road a spell, will invite her to the next barn-raiser.

You guys, her alter backstories are getting frightfully elaborate. We’re starting to worry.


[Photo Credit: Getty,]

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