Halle Berry in Vivienne Westwood

Posted on February 04, 2013

Oh, BRAVA, Miss Halle.

Halle Berry attends the 44th Annual NAACP Image Awards in a Vivienne Westwood gown paired with Kabana earrings, Le Vian rings, and Brian Atwood shoes.

We were beginning to become a bit concerned about you. You always dressed to show off the goods in a fairly respectable way, but lately, your sense of desperation to still be seen as hot (which strikes us fucking ludicrous because … what? Maybe the slightest, least visible crow’s feet in the world are suddenly going to render you unfuckable? Girl, please.) has been causing you to wear some ticky-the-hell-tacky shit, honey. This is a little wrinkly, and the draping at the waist looks a little awkward, but this is SO much better than the last few things we’ve seen you in. More of this, dear. You look fabulous AND you look hot. Attagirl.

Okay, now that her back is turned: are we wrong to suggest it’s well past time for her to retire the smokey eye? We never much liked her preference for it, because it always makes her eyes recede in photographs, but lately, it’s just not looking … fresh. She needs a makeup update; not because her looks are changing or because she’s getting older, but because her look is a little stale.


[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Emiley Schweich/PR Photos]

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