Christa B. Allen in Rafael Cennamo

Posted on February 21, 2013

Goodness, we just hate to criticize a lady beaming a smile like that, knowing that her dreams of looking fabulous are about to be crushed.

But we’ll do it anyway.


Christa B. Allen attends the 2013 Costume Designers Guild Awards in a Rafael Cennamo dress paired with Armani sandals.

Rafael Cennamo Fall 2013 Collection

Girl, no. Just… no.

That? Is a Christmas tablecoth. Drapes from a cruise ship dining hall. Scraps from a craft store bin. What we’re trying to say, dear, is your skirt looks like a seashell. And since you are not currently starring in some sort of under the sea-themed stage extravaganza, we’re going to have to give your seashell skirt a thumbs down. Yes, we’re sure you felt like the prettiest princess in the world when you put on your big gold skirt, but sweetie? This is not working. At all.


[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,]

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