J Lo went to lunch and the press treated it like the Queen of England rode into town on a unicorn.
Which is as it should be, really.
Jennifer Lopez in Beverly Hills in a Versace ensemble paired with a Valentino clutch.
Valentino Animal Rock Star Studded Clutch
Everyone in the restaurant stood and applauded when she walked in. Waiters wept. Children burst into song. Haters burst into flame.
You’ve just gotta love a gal who shows up for lunch dressed like a night-time soap opera villain, with photographers in tow. Jenny’s like an old Hollywood star that way. She knows the show never ends and considers it her job to constantly give people something to look at. Joan Crawford takes a moment from admiring her eyebrows in heaven, looks down on her, and says, “Attagirl” with approval. Divas don’t stop.
We sincerely hope she threw a glass of wine in someone’s face because this is totally the outfit for it.
[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, madisonlosangeles.com]
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