Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Jennifer Lawrence in Valentino Couture

Posted on January 10, 2013



Jennifer Lawrence attends People’s Choice Awards 2013 in a Valentino couture dress paired with Nicholas Kirkwood diamond-encrusted black satin pumps, and Cartier jewelry.

Valentino Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Fei Fei Sun (ELITE)

Cartier Caresse D’Orchidées Ring

Cartier Onyx and Diamond Drop Earrings

Nicholas Kirkwood Satin Pumps with Bejewelled Platform

Our minds, they are boggled.

Of all the various mistakes made by various types of celebrities on the red carpet, “young woman who dresses 40 years older” will probably always be the most puzzling to us. There’s a common belief about drag queens that they tend to dress like the women in their mothers’ generation but since that’s no longer as true as it once was, it seems to have migrated over to the starlet contingent. Seriously, this looks like something Shirley MacLaine would’ve worn for a TV special in the ’70s.

Jennifer, you’re 22 years old and hot as shit. Time to start dressing like the babe you are. Leave the “Hollywood Legend” drag to the actual legends, mkay?


[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,,,]

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