Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Dita Von Teese in Elie Saab Couture

Posted on January 29, 2013

It is perhaps cruel of us to start your day off like this, but sometimes a greater point must be made, darlings.


Dita Von Teese attends the Sidaction Gala Dinner in Paris in an Elie Saab couture gown.

Elie Saab Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Jac (IMG)

And that point is this: Sometimes, even a diva-goddess can’t get it quite right. Disappointing, we know. Let’s all try and be there for each other as we work our way through this trying time.

Sweetie, pack this dress up in a time machine and send it to Linda Evans in 1986, where she’ll know what to do with it. Go home, put on your spa robe, have some tea, and regroup. You’re Dita von Teese. You’ll bounce back from this.


[Photo Credit: Jean Catuffe/, Getty,]

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