Gemma Arterton Double Shot

Posted on January 30, 2013

From the highest highs to the lowest lows, darling. The world of the red carpet is rife with pitfalls. Actually, in this case, it’s more of a mid-high to lowest low, which makes us feel like we should mention the barometric pressure or something.


Gemma Arterton attends the premiere of ‘Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters’ in Australia in Erdem.

No, not highest high, necessarily, but still a pretty cute look overall. We don’t have an issue with anything here. It’s an easy, pretty look.

But it’ll look like world-class couture once you get a load of this next one. Brace yourselves, kittens.


Gemma Arterton (pictured with Jeremy Renner) attends the 2nd Annual AACTA Awards in Sydney, Australia in Vivienne Westwood. Shoes by Christian Dior.

Seriously, THAT is the worst dress we’ve seen in AGES. She’s serving up Venus of Willendorf realness in that thing. How can you put that on and not see that it’s giving you giant hips and thighs, way out of proportion to your own body? It’s an outrageously unflattering and unattractive dress. Girl needs to invest in mirrors, better lighting, and a friend who will say, “GOD, no” when the occasion warrants it.



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