Diane Kruger in Stella McCartney

Posted on January 31, 2013

Darlings, we had every intention of putting this one up to an IN or OUT vote, but then we realized it’s Stella and asking a Bitter Kitten their opinion of the works of Stella McCartney is like eating a steak off a leather plate at a PETA meeting. You pretty much know which way the wind’s gonna blow; best to skip the drama.

And yes, we admit it; these are crazypants:

Diane Kruger attends “Der Nschste, Bitte!” (“Un Plan Parfait”) Berlin Photocall in Stella McCartney.

Stella McCartney Christine Floral-print Silk Tapered Pants

And the whole thing’s got an early ’90s feel to it which irritates us and makes us grumpy because it’s time for the early ’90s to come back into fashion, but it was SUCH a character-less period for fashion. So lacking in anything of interest to resurrect. Say what you will about the ’70s and ’80s, at least they gave us some original looks. We think of ’90s fashion as one decade-long catalogue shoot.

But we think the pants aren’t so terrible. No, really. They need to be styled to bring out their drama and unfortunately, a vest and pumps are pretty half-assed choices, as far as that’s concerned. But pair them with kickass shoes and maybe a jacket with some sass to it, and they could work.


[Photo Credit: Away!/PR Photos, net-a-porter.com]

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