Top 15 WORST 2012 Red Carpet Looks: 5 to 1

Posted on December 28, 2012

The WORST of the WORST, bitches! Brace yourselves!


5. Elle Fanning in Prada

Elle Fanning attend ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2’ World Premiere in head-to-toe Prada.

Ah, youth. When you don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground.



4. Zooey Deschanel in Stella McCartney

Zooey Deschanel attends the world premiere of “My Valentine” video hosted by Paul McCartney and Stella McCartney in Stella McCartney.

Her pissed-off face and total lack of movement tell the tale: her nipples are threatening to go over the wall tonight.  This is a dress designed solely for that massive segment of the population known as “flat-chested women about to give birth.”



3. Lindsay Lohan in Donna Dashini

Lindsay Lohan attends the premiere of her new movie ‘Liz & Dick’ in Beverly Hills, California in a Donna Dashini gown accessorized with vintage jewelry.

She’s getting in some practice now before the Adult Video Awards become the only red carpet she gets invited to.




2. Chloe Sevigny in Proenza Schouler

Chloe Sevigny attends the Jeffrey Fashion Cares 2012 event in NYC in a Proenza Schouler ensemble.

She’s special.


And finally, for the absolute WORST celebrity red carpet appearance of 2012…




1. Brad Pitt & Lena Dunham


Lena Dunham attends the L.A. Loves Alex’s Lemonade culinary event in Culver City, California.


Brad Pitt attends the screening of his new film ‘Killing Them Softly’ at the School Of Visual Arts Theatre in New York City.


You’re both horrible dorks and you should be ashamed of yourselves. The rest of us manage to iron our clothes and put on pants when we leave the house. There’s no excuse for you two. Wear your shame around your necks forever. It will go nicely with your shitty clothes.

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