Pairs Division: Aniston & Theroux

Posted on November 16, 2012

Darlings, we not only haven’t done a Pairs Division post in a good while, we also haven’t checked in on Miss Jen in far too long. If nothing else, we can all talk about the absolutely obnoxious engagement ring she’s sporting.


Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux attend the 26th American Cinematheque Award Honoring Ben Stiller, held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Los Angeles. Aniston is in a Valentino Silk Strapless Bow Gown.

Valentino Va Va Voom Studded Leather Convertible Clutch


HE: Is a good-looking, trim, well-groomed man in a classic tux that fits him. You could argue that it’s not a hard look to pull off, given all that, but he deserves no less than… Score: 9.5/10. Fine. We took half a point for being easy.

SHE: Isn’t quite killin’ it here, but we’re kind-hearted enough to give her some props for trying. Yes, it’s colorless; yes, it’s strapless. But hey: it’s not a sequined bath towel and that’s something, right? The dress has some visual interest and that counts for something in our book. Unfortunately, that visual interest translates into looking like she’s wearing a long-line bra outside her dress. Also, that clutch is pretty stylin’, but it makes our eyes twitch when off-white accessories are paired with garments that have white in them. Sometimes it works; like, if this dress was entirely white, but not when both the white and the off-white are essentially accent colors. Still, it’s not a terrible look; just a look with some minor issues. We’re feeling kindhearted today, so … Score: 8/10. Besides, we’ve gotta give it up for a lady who landed a rock like that. Granted, she probably paid for it herself, but still.

Combined Score: 8.75/10. Could it be? Are we entering a new Aniston Age, where we might not hate everything she’s wearing on sight? Does engagement agree with her? Stay tuned, darlings!

[Photo Credit: Thomas Janssen/,]

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