Kristen Stewart in Peter Pilotto

Posted on November 06, 2012

Another entry in the “God, you bitches are never happy” sweepstakes:

Kristen Stewart makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show With Jay Leno’ in a Peter Pilotto dress.

Peter Pilotto Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Josephine Skriver

See, ever since we started commenting on red carpet and celebrity fashion, we’ve bemoaned their collective fear of things like color and pattern. Lately, that’s changed – and it’s served as a wonderful illustration of why celebs tend to avoid them: because so much can go wrong when you wander away from neutral solids. We give her a lot of credit for making the attempt, but we really hope NBC ran a seizure warning during the breaks. And the seaming is really awkward here; it’s actually working against her body, camoufluging her natural shape.

Also: her hair kind of looks like shit, although her makeup is pretty.


[Photo Credit: NBC,]

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