Jessica Biel in Roland Mouret

Posted on November 20, 2012

Jessica poses in front of the Dumpsters of Fabulousness and we almost like the way she looks.


Jessica Biel makes an appearance on the ‘Late Show with David Letterman’ in New York City to promote her latest movie ‘Hitchcock’  in a Roland Mouret dress paired with Jimmy Choo pumps.


We love the colors here, but then we’re suckers for a blue-green combo, as we’ve said many times before. We also kind of dig the not-quite-matchy shoes because, again, as we’ve said many times before, we’re suckers for a little tone-on-tone. There’s something aesthetically soothing about it. We don’t think raglan sleeves always work with dresses, but Jessica’s got those killer shoulders, so they suit her fine.

But MAN, do we ever hate the way this thing is shaped and the way it fits her. That weird thing in the front – we don’t even know what to say about that. It’s an awful design element. The neckline’s okay, but the way the whole dress gathers and drapes just makes it look like it’s ill-fitted. This would look so much more killer if it was just a fitted dress with raglan sleeves and a pseudo-cowl neckline.

And GIRL, you have GOT to lose the booms and the cocker spaniel hair. It looks AWFUL. Also, we hate your shade of lipstick.

Yes, that’s us “almost” liking something. Imagine if we hated it.


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