Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Scarlett Johansson in Rodarte

Posted on November 19, 2012

We trust that the following pictures speak for themselves and we won’t have to explain to you why this is Not Your Dress, Scar:


Scarlett Johansson attends the premiere of ‘Hitchcock’ in New York City in a Rodarte dress paired with Gucci shoes and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry.

Rodarte Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Valerija Kelava

Also: Those Are Not Your Shoes. And That Is Not Your Makeup or Hair.

Jesus Christ, you’re absolutely gorgeous, genetically gifted in a way that makes most of the rest of us jealous. There is no reason for you to be in front of cameras looking so shitty.

In other news, Hitchcock looks like a lot of fun. We had issues with Scar’s casting as Janet Leigh, but she looks surprisingly like her in the previews, and even more surprising, she got her voice and mannerisms down pretty well too, which couldn’t have been easy, since Janet, bless her heart, wasn’t what we’d call “distinctive” in any way.

Anyway, lose this look completely, girl. Burn it if you have to.


[Photo Credit: Janet Mayer /,]

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