Pairs Division: Bomer and Manganiello

Posted on October 09, 2012

Darlings, let’s all look at two stunningly gorgeous men in fitted 3-piece suits who need to shave.

Matt Bomer and Joe Manganiello attend the 8th Annual GLSEN Respect Awards in Beverly Hills.

Le sigh.

And now, let’s judge them. Be firm, kittens.

BOMER: Is giving us all kinds of life. There’s nothing like a black pinstriped suit to instantly make a man look better. That thing is fitted to within an inch of its life, but it’s just on this side of correct. If he gained an ounce, it would be too tight on him. We’d be remiss if we didn’t point out that the sleeve is a skosh too long. We love the purple tie as his pop of color and we REALLY love the cut of that vest, which is only going to work on slim guys. Barrel-chested guys could never get away with it. But we have to admit, we’re kind of over the trend of wearing brown shoes with black or grey suits. It works, but it’s getting overdone and we think the classic black shoe would have been perfect. Hair looks great, but he NEEDS TO SHAVE. Score: 8.5/10.

MANGANIELLO: Looks great, but we’re tired of him constantly wearing grey suits. We’ve seen him a couple of times in person at Fashion Week, and he’s not nearly so massive-looking in real life. He’s crazy-tall, of course, but slim like only a celebrity can be. This suit fits, but it looks like it’d burst if he took a deep breath. If Bomer’s just this side of correctly fitted, then JoeMan is right on the line – or possibly over it. It really looks like he can’t close that jacket. We’re please to see the black shoe, but find ourselves wishing for a more colorful tie. He also NEEDS TO SHAVE. Score: 7.5/10. Don’t be so afraid of color, Joe.

Combined Score: 8/10. You both would have gotten a perfect score if you’d turned to each other and started making out.

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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