Jennifer Garner in Roberto Cavalli

Posted on October 12, 2012

Darlings, we’ve been silent on this topic for too long and now we simply must ask the question. What happened to Jennifer Garner?


Jennifer Garner attends the premiere of ‘Argo’ in Washington D.C. in a Roberto Cavalli dress.

Certainly, you can’t accuse anyone wearing that dress of not trying anymore, but for a good while now, every picture we see her of her; every look she hits the red carpet wearing, looks kind of half-assed to us. She’s wearing a tight Cavalli gown with a plunging neckline and she flicked her hair behind her ears like she’s in the middle of doing dishes. She’s got no jewelry on except a couple of unnoticeable rings and while we’re sure she has makeup on, we’ll be damned if we can actually detect it. We’re not kidding when we say her public appearances give us the distinct impression that she’s depressed right now. Seriously, who puts on a multi-thousand-dollar gown and then flicks her hair behind her ears?

It doesn’t help that the gown is pretty damn ugly.


[Photo Credit: Leigh Vogel/Getty Images]

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